Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Sorry, Licorice

Why do pets have to die in the winter when the ground is so damned frozen you couldn't get a backhoe to dig a grave? We put Licorice in the meat freezer to hold until spring. Only I guess the box got shifted around so you couldn't see the "Licorice Remains: Do Not Feed to Godzilla" note I wrote. Or else Jiggy was too drunk to notice.

Cause, yeah.

No word from Godzilla as to whether Licorice actually tasted like licorice.

RIP, kitty.

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