Based on the purported genetic make-up of Swine Flu, I am picturing its origins thusly:
1. Mate a pig and a bird to one another
2. Engage in deep kissing with the offspring
3. Go to Mexico and spend the next six months licking doorknobs with sadistic abandon
Which is why inter-species love is never a good idea. Sure, the sex is mind-blowing. But there are always repercussions.
Jiggy swears he had nothing to do with this.
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