Seriously people, WTF do you want me to say?
Look, she's beautiful, she's one small step on the path to total face mold domination, and she's got a collection that channels the adopted love child of Kailey and Barbie.
But what I really want to know is this: when are we going to get to see her birth certificate?
Because until we do, she's not officially an American Girl.
Trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard - not easy with my health problems - but oh so worth it!
ReplyDeleteBut AJ, it doesn't really matter whether Kanani is American or not. You're the only Jess who could ever be President. Wait, no, I meant Leader of the Universe.
ReplyDeleteI love you AJ. Your blog make me smile (out of love for your sarcasm and narcissism)
ReplyDeleteApparently Fox News may already be researching this issue.
ReplyDeleteWho cares about a birth certificate? Any luaus at the White House?
ReplyDeleteI know I'm late, but I was CRYING after reading this. Jess/Kanani 2012!
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