That's right, a pole dancing doll.
Damn it, American Girl. You lose again when it comes to developing kick-ass doll accessories.
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Angry Jess
About Me
- Angry Jess
- I'm Angry Jess. I'm very angry.
Why am I angry? What, you think I need a reason? No, don't you dare suggest that I need a reason. I'm angry all the time, so up yours.
I'm a moderator for the American Girl Playthings message forum. I hate chatspeak and poor grammar. I really hate morons.
I'm considered 'scary, creepy and inappropriate' by other doll forums. Huzzah!
And lest you doubt, Jess is the best LE doll. Period. Anyone who suggests otherwise will be dropkicked faster than a dropkick dog.
Did they actually sell that?
ReplyDeleteHer outfit is not skanky enough. Where is her itty bitty G string? Where are her little tiny Lucite platform shoes? It's almost like they took a regular crappy doll and just packaged it up with some poles they had lying around the warehouse.
ReplyDeleteAG would do it *so* much better. And it would cost $75.