That's right. I don't offer to help anyone much. But today, I am moved. You see, actor David Duchovny announced that he has entered rehab for sexual addiction. Apparently he wore out his poor wife, Teabag Leoni. I want it known that I, Angry Jess, am willing to do my utmost to help poor David through this crisis. Whatever it takes. Jiggy wants to help, too. Whatever, I don't judge.
We're going to invite David over for tea and a swim, and take it from there.
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Heavens me, I am so concerned about this poor lost soul. I would like to help too. What do you have in mind? Should we send a fruit basket?
ReplyDeleteThat's a start. Maybe some reading material, too.
ReplyDeleteReading material? Something tells me you aren't talking about the latest AG catalogue.
ReplyDelete(Though I bet it would hold his interest...I hear that new #30 looks pretty hot (and vaguely familiar)...)
Her hair's not as nice as mine, but I admire her taste in face molds.
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